Kyle

Smallest hands ever

He has the smallest hands ever. Must be a Kyle.

by getfuckyle November 25, 2021

Kyle

Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.

A Kyle on its natural habitat. Run!

by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022

Kyle

The meaning of the name kyle

Kyle is a very gay ugly guy who is horny for men

People whos name is kyle have a micro cock and loves big black men with big hairy balls and is very gay and hory for men

by Alex.jones June 22, 2025

kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.

Kyle newman is gay

by 02nig May 19, 2018

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Kyle Spurgin

When someone gets into a van and cant get out.

Damn the kids got into the van and got kyle spurgin'd

by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020

Kyle

The male version of a Karen... Thinks he is all that and a bag of skittles, but really is just a sack. Look at him wrong and you will set off his dire need to speak to a manager. He will come across as sweet, but do not trust a kyle, he will throw you under the bus on a heartbeat

As a love interest look up Fuckboy.

That's a real Kyle move.

by Miss_604 October 30, 2020