The Captain Morgan

When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.

I took a shower with my partner and he suggested we do the Captain Morgan.

by spacebarshift2012 January 17, 2024

Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 2, 2017

Captain Saveahoe

When an Amazon Driver has to do a variety of things such as complete another driver's route unexpectedly or rescue multiple people in a short amount of time.

Today, I had to Captain Saveahoe this new driver after she only completed 10 stops in 5 hours.

by WiselSkielGrannel October 30, 2023

CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.

“Your being such a captain goggles right now”

by SCARFACE September 25, 2018

Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.

"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"

by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020

Captain Saveahoe

When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons

His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.

by WiselSkielGrannel September 2, 2022