Mike Cross

A rage quitter that hates multiplayer games and cries about it

Yo don’t pull a mike cross when we play Fortnite today…

by Stonerdogyss August 12, 2025

Mike Demers

A person who enjoys getting the semen of a man into their mouths.

My girlfriend is such a Mike Demers she loves semen

by Chuck Paganos mom September 15, 2019

Mike Maksosa’s fans

This group is a culmination of good taste and good fashion. Where there are schools of the finest fish, there are Mike Maksosa’s fans. This group carries a level of elegance and sophistication that rival the Legions of Cicero himself. Your heart connects, your mind directs, and a symbiotic relationship between you and something external redirect.

Mike Maksosa’s fans are really something special. Whenever they walk by me, I get this tingly sensation, and a ring in my ears I can’t quite explain.

by TheBanditofBooty September 19, 2025

Mike

Loves to party. Loves cocaine. Also will fuck anything even though he can usually pull hot girls. Mikes have no regrets.

That Mike kid likes to Party!

by Gagsklf November 23, 2021

mike

someone who likes boys and oily backshots

mike is so gay!

by nigglebox123 June 17, 2025

Mike Cusumano

Taking cheese anally

Give him a Mike Cusumano

by 800 zone April 6, 2017

Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020