kiss the choochoo

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.

We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.

by lordjulius May 16, 2009

To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.

Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!

by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022

Kiss Fucking

To be kissed everywhere on your body simultaneously.

That couple is kiss fucking in the movies.

by Street slang626373 October 14, 2017

Hershit's Kiss

Small piece of poop left on the side of the toilet bowl, similar in size to the Hershey's Kiss chocolate.

After Scarlett flushed the toilet, looks like she left a little Hershit's Kiss.

by Brochacho Kitten January 19, 2023

ghost kissing

A kiss where one person takes a hit of 🍃 or of there device and blows the smoke into the other persons mouth before connecting their lips

“He showed me what ghost kissing as and then i fell inlove with it and now we do it all the time.”

by Kitty.wh0re November 4, 2022

Australian kiss

when a guy/women eats out there significant other

dude i gave my girlfriend an Australian kiss

by -Cfro June 20, 2016

Civil Kissing

A very proper and elegant kiss. Usually experienced between a gay couple.

Andres and Owen had a civil kissing session behind a bathroom.

by Rozzie74 August 13, 2013