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Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary IS NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey I think I'll make up a word on Urban Dictionary no one has ever heard of, then give my ex-wife's name in the example.

Real friend: maybe you should stop being an Urba-tard and take responsibility for the fact you don't know how to sexually please women.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
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Tard senses

The retard version of spider sense when a train is around
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Tard licker

Homie1-wanna make out?
Homie2-of course not tard licker
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Fuck tard

That stupid young man is fucking retarded. Otherwise known as a fuck tard
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Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.
Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.
by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018
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Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.
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R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."
by Attritionist March 17, 2022
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