don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense’

kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.

by Frand April 1, 2019

take him to the lake

The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.

Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."

by DethZarr July 2, 2015

Taking a trip to the garage

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.

Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

by red27 July 31, 2011

take a wizard of oz

The classier and more magical way of declaring you need to take a huge whiz.

Mike: Dang dude, I've had to piss for hours. I'm gonna go take a Wizard of Oz!
Alec: Follow the yellow brick road!

by AlrightHamilton February 3, 2021

Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar

Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.

by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

Takes all Kinds

Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."

Person A: What is she doing with her life? Why would she buy a lawn flamingo buisness?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.

by dangboyhethicc March 30, 2022