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Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.
I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.
by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021
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Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak
Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now
by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018
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ham cookie

A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.
Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'
by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024
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Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.
Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
by Pourl January 15, 2008
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City Ham

City ham is a term used in some parts of the United States for any bougie, silly man, lightly cured of distasteful behavior, which must be kept at a distance to preserve it. It is generally used to get "wet cured", that is injected with or soaked in a brine solution containing high concentrations of salts.
"So, Jamie, which one of your side meats was that? Was he the sausage you were bragging about the other day?"

"No, just a City Ham, but he still makes for a decent snack."
by DudeManBruhh March 16, 2022
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Billy Bear Hamming

To ejaculated into a Billy bear ham and eat it
After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming
by Nickly12 March 11, 2022
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Ham

A lame, and Gullible individual who tries to do tasks that he/she is not built for.
Wow, Jarrod is thè biggest ham when it comes to anything.
by Bornontaxday May 21, 2020
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