He's a stupid ass mother fucker.
by kitten cat fucker August 5, 2010
Get the stupid ass mother fuckermug. a holiday which falls on the last skool day in September, usually September 30th
self-explanatory; a day that is celebrated by asking a lot of stupid questions, mainly to your teachers/professors
only funny if you get many people to participate, in which case it can be the most fun and looked-forward-to day of the year
it is perfectly placed, in that it is soon enough after summer that everyone is still sad that summer's over and could use some laughs, yet it is late enough that you have already gotten to know your teachers fairly well, and know the limits to how many stupid questions you can ask them and not get into trouble
self-explanatory; a day that is celebrated by asking a lot of stupid questions, mainly to your teachers/professors
only funny if you get many people to participate, in which case it can be the most fun and looked-forward-to day of the year
it is perfectly placed, in that it is soon enough after summer that everyone is still sad that summer's over and could use some laughs, yet it is late enough that you have already gotten to know your teachers fairly well, and know the limits to how many stupid questions you can ask them and not get into trouble
Examples of questions that could be asked on ask a stupid question day:
Ms. Milio, if the moon exploded, what would happen to us?
Why is Hamlet so sad his father died, Ms. Farrell?
What's the square root of 4, Ms. Sirakos?
Ms. Intrieri, what would've happened if the Reformation had never happened, or if it had happened in Asia?
Mme. Bertacchi, how do you say "I'll stab you with a knife" in French?
Ms. Milio, if the moon exploded, what would happen to us?
Why is Hamlet so sad his father died, Ms. Farrell?
What's the square root of 4, Ms. Sirakos?
Ms. Intrieri, what would've happened if the Reformation had never happened, or if it had happened in Asia?
Mme. Bertacchi, how do you say "I'll stab you with a knife" in French?
by Flying Spaghetti Monster is my God September 25, 2005
Get the ask a stupid question daymug. you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!
"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"
"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"
"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"
"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"
"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"
"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"
"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"
someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"
"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."
"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."
a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"
"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!
note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
And then courteously they answer "High"...!
"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"
"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"
"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"
"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"
"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"
"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"
"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"
someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"
"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."
"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."
a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"
"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!
note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
by Tsukasa a.k.a Blue Moon August 12, 2010
Get the stupid things people saymug. by heybromynameislollmaoiamdumblo November 7, 2020
Get the Do you are have stupid?mug. Some one who talks complete and utter shit all the time and wear shit. (e.g trackies and a dinner jacket). They often come out with stupid remarks that shows that they are clearly a prick.
Stupid bullshit talker/walker: I hate it when people say there going to shag your mum and don't
Person A: Fuck off you stupid prick bitch.
Person A: Fuck off you stupid prick bitch.
by mong boy July 26, 2007
Get the Stupid bullshit talker/walkermug. this is an east Indian who is fucking stupid… they can be found in the monkey cage at your local zoo sitting under a tree in the shade eating bananas.....there have also been numerous unconfirmed sightings of them building houses in Canada
"hey Larry less smoke a couple of joints and go to the zoo and feed the stupid fucking East Indians"
by Super jo jo and friends July 11, 2016
Get the Stupid fucking east Indianmug. by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
Get the GO AWAY STUPID SIMPmug.