faux snow day

When a school district calls off school expecting a snow storm, when you don't even get a flake and are able to just take a day off.

Relative: So how was school yesterday?
Boy: I didn't have school, it was a faux snow day.

by ANNONNNYYYMOUSSS January 25, 2009

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lose a snow-white

If you score a single goal in a game and your opponent seven.

Nobody in the whole wilde world would have thought that Brazil would lose a snow-white against Germany in the 2014 World Cup semi-finals. But they did.

by Crissov July 9, 2014

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fresh fallen snow

Pure ; free from dirt or filth. Fresh and clean like a virgin.

She was pure as the fresh fallen snow!

by Pajama_Mama December 14, 2015

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Snow Skin Mooncake

When you are having anal with an Asian and right before climaxing you pull out and finish on their ass. Coating their butt cheeks in a snowy white residue.

1.

"Thank you for your snow skin mooncake, Catherine"

"As long as you like it, Ken. ^_^"

2.
"The Mid-Autumn Festival starts today! Would you like to celebrate by coming over to my place and enjoying a snow skin mooncake?"

by No_Dice_6 September 13, 2019

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Muddy snow gun

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow gun with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 September 3, 2021

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