smith

One of the most common last names.

"Smith has been the most common last name since 1990, i can't believe it!"

by zooooooooooooo February 28, 2017

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Chris Smith

Amazing

These tacos are Chris Smith!

by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021

Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith is an absolute stallion who gets all of the girls. He bangs anything that moves including " pigs sheep girls guys minors old single ladies and much more. Andrew Smith is also a legendary friend who loves to rap along to lil pump songs. Andrew beats his slaves very harshly when they talk back to him. He also only feeds the children in his basement only once a week. He tends to only eat bagels covered with the blood of orphans. Andrew is an extremely good friend that is extremely skinny and is white as slenderman. He often spends his free time sniffing the hair of minors and makes them give his 18 year old rear end a foot massage.

Andrew Smith means racism.

by Sir game and watch June 1, 2022

Turner Smith

He loves to monch and cronsh the carrots and when they have the ranch on them o boby you better hide your carrots and your children because theyre is no stopping him now

"oh lord dearie me is that Turner Smith???"
"Hide your carrots here he comes and HE HAS RANCH"

by The mr man December 1, 2021

cliff smith

A man who is pecan brown and is prone to suffering in cold weather.

Cliff smith is out there looking like a gingerbread man with all them clothes on

by Youngmiller January 12, 2018

Nolan Smith

Ugly rat that no one likes and cheats on girls and leaves them for there best friend

“did you know that Nolan Smith is around?”
“WHAT NO YOU KNOW WHAT HE’LL DO?”

by lalaloopsieland22 December 8, 2019