Is like being death without commitment.
If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.
If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.
Dead people
If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.
If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.
Dead people
by CR_ April 27, 2020

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”
“Oh I was sleep-memeing”
“Oh I was sleep-memeing”
by Khadzzz February 23, 2021

A condition of body and mind that typically recurs while watching television in which the eyes are closed, the postural muscles relaxed, the activity of the brain altered, and consciousness of broadcasted, streamed, or recorded programming content is - for all intents and purposes - practically suspended.
Whilst watching a romantic-comedy on Netflix last night, my partner started binge-sleeping every time I cuddled up next to them.
by DPRutt April 4, 2023

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.
James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school
James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school
by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.
by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021

by Sunilsaloser May 8, 2022
