Sleep

Is like being death without commitment.

If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.

If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.

Dead people

Someone: you look tired, get some sleep you need to rest

Someone: I’ll sleep when I dead.

by CR_ April 27, 2020

Sleep-memeing

When you tell your friends you sleeping but you send them memes...

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”

“Oh I was sleep-memeing”

by Khadzzz February 23, 2021

Binge-sleeping

A condition of body and mind that typically recurs while watching television in which the eyes are closed, the postural muscles relaxed, the activity of the brain altered, and consciousness of broadcasted, streamed, or recorded programming content is - for all intents and purposes - practically suspended.

Whilst watching a romantic-comedy on Netflix last night, my partner started binge-sleeping every time I cuddled up next to them.

by DPRutt April 4, 2023

Sleep

'Sleep' has been disabled by your school.

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.

James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school

by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

Sleep

Never heard of it.

I recommend you getting some sleep

by Jagohno March 21, 2021

sleep stroking

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.

I didn't touch you without consent, I swear I was sleep stroking!

by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021

Sleep

Noo sleep is for strong people

SP: I only slept for 2 hours. Sleep is for the weak anyways.
SR: Noo sleep is for strong people

by Sunilsaloser May 8, 2022