Rock Lee

the baddest bitch

Rock lee is the baddddest.

by Rine is the goat October 23, 2020

bleach on the rock

An alcoholic drinks made with rumchata, milk, and two ice cubes

I wanna try something new bartender, "how about some bleach on the rocks" ,

by Jokinaround December 20, 2018

uruguayan rock

The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.

"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."

"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."

by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018

rock block

Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.

I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.

by mylegalninja June 6, 2019

Math Rocking

When you sit in your room contemplating your sexuality to the smooth tones of depressed men.

I always see Jason Math Rocking on Discord, maybe I should check on him.

When Jamal is Math Rocking he says it feels like there's 6 men in his head and their fighting for a casting couch.

by EdieD March 31, 2023

pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.

Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010

The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.

"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."

by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020