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What do you want with your rice? Chicken or fish?
Rice.
by Rolls rice 🚗 December 12, 2025
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Rice Cooker Theory

The Rice Cooker Theory is a modern dating metaphor comparing relationship development to cooking rice in a rice cooker. It compares uncooked rice to a relationship that hasn’t cooked because the “cook” button (intentional action) was not activated.

The Rice Cooker Theory was invented and popularized on TikTok by Filipina creator Hannah Lei in a video explaining slow-burn relationships.

She also framed it as a playful formula:
R = P × I × ΔT - α
Where:
• R = Relationship
• P = Potential (chemistry)
• I = Intentional Action (confession)
• ΔT = Change in Temperature (response/effort)
• α = Assumption (miscommunication)

Metaphor Meaning:
The theory humorously suggests that relationships require consistent effort (heating), clear communication (no "sinaing" or lid issues), and intentional actions to "cook" successfully—otherwise, they "burn" or fail.

Without intentional action, a relationship remains in a pre-cooked state—analogous to rice placed in a cooker that was never switched on. Emotional heat accumulates, but transformation does not occur.

Conclusion:
Feelings don’t cook themselves.
Someone has to press the button.
“I thought we were a slow burn, but Rice Cooker Theory says I was just operating on assumptions.”

“Akala ko slowburn kami. Na-rice cooker theory ako beh!”
by rice cooker theorist December 20, 2025
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Dylan Rice

This man simply cannot be described by the words we mortals use, he is godly, radiant of energy, and best of all, has a penis so large that makes Drake look like a kindergartner.
"Dylan Rice is sooooo hot"
by wewewewewewewewewee April 10, 2024
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rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a sexual act, often popular with naval and ex naval servicemen. It involves a triangular number of men, naked and copulating. At least 3 of the participants at the top of the pyramid have to be of Chinese descent.
Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid tonight.
by Where's Willy April 25, 2024
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Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.
*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees
by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024
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rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a slang term, popular amongst sailors, for a homosexual orgy involving a triangular number of men. A majority of the men must be of Asian or Indian heritage.
Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid this evening.
by Where's Willy April 28, 2024
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rice crunchy

by Hannibabe_Lecter May 3, 2024
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