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swamp porn

Swamp porn is when a person has swamp ass and is receiving anal copulation after eating four filet'O'fish sandwiches with extra tarter. The sadness and self-loathing congeal into a rather frothy lubricant. The grainy, mid-2000's cell phone quality video, will only be sexy as a thumbnail. Once you click this, you immediately regret being able to see this horrifying display of hatelove.
I can't believe you can only get off to swamp porn, that disgusting display.
by Fattymagoo October 21, 2017
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space porn

Images and videos of space related events that are spectacular and defy description.
Those time lapse images from the International Space Station are space porn.
by NASA Rocks December 24, 2014
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apocalypse porn

Offline stash of porn for the day the internet goes dark.
We were gathered around one day after the internet crashed and Jim pulled out a playboy magazine. Part of his apocalypse porn collection.
by Cpt Jake Hammerkill September 7, 2015
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porn double

A porn star who resembles a real life acquaintance.
Joe: Dude, your kid's babysitter is so hot. Do you spank it to her?

Frank: You know it. In fact, I found her porn double online, which seriously upped my fapping.
by drpooterpie October 31, 2013
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Zabivaka porn

What the fuck tod why would you watch Zabivaka porn
by Cleanout22 July 1, 2021
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Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.
OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.
by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018
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Revenge Porn

A form of sexual abuse millennials used to brag about. It involves uploading an ex's nudes online as "revenge" after a breakup, aiming to cause extreme psychological distress. Now frowned upon and punishable by several years in prison.
Guy 1: "Hayley broke up w me lol. i'm thinking revenge porn, i've got some material
Guy 2: "dude wtf."
Guy 3: "lol ys he still in the chat"
by CapKirk January 15, 2023
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