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Peter

He's a kid in your class, who is usually funny and chill, but when you try to be funny and mess around he acts like a complete dipshit. (Ex. "BRO UR PUSHING YOUR CHAIR AT MACH 7") Once you get on his bad side, he starts treating you like a piece of shit, and he does not know how to accept that he is wrong. He gets mad at me when I don't give him the handout immediately but there's nothing I can do about it as this dumbass named Thomas who sits in front of me doesn't pass me the handouts. Then Peter gets mad at ME! To try and get back at him, I'll say "Peter can you please stop laughing you're disturbing me and the entire class." "He'll just say, "Grant shut the fuck up." in front of the teacher! Doesn't give a shit. But yeah that's Peter. Hope you enjoyed! Make sure to comment, share, subscribe, turn on your post notifications so you never miss an upload, and if this gets to 5 x 10^4 likes, I'll make one about Omar Babul. Sorry Omar ;)
by grntkull0jka November 29, 2021
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Abigail Peter

Fat mutt of a bxtch wanna mind her own fkn business cheh Belly hanging over pussy now go find a job ya cock crazy mole.

#lowlifepieceofshit
Person1: Aye stupid mole can’t even get a job
Person2: Who u talkin bout der?
Person 1: Aye that Abigail Peter mole rat

Person 2: Who dat?
Person 1: That’s that fat mutt of a bxtch who wanna mind her own business cheh belly hanging over pussy now aye. She a cock crazy mole
Person 2: Is that the one that go to that Catholic devil worshipping school there in Cairns?
Person 1: Wah Wah bro Saint Monica’s

Person 2: oh okay bro. Yawor
Person 1: Yawor bro
by Me_thatcherjoe September 26, 2018
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Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him
person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu
by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020
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St Peters Peacocks

A college in Jersey City, NJ that has beat Kentucky and Murray State in the NCAA tournment and is bout to win more games and win the NCAA championship

ST PETERS IS TOO NICE!!! KEEP SLEEPING ON THE PEACOCKS AND ON NJ
Kentucky AND Murray State has nothing on the St Peters Peacocks
by gu32gdu2fg3fgru March 21, 2022
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Jens-Peter

Jens-Peter's are basically born from unwanted erections.
Heroin Addicted Stripper: Did you cum?

Man: Yup. Name the thing Jens-Peter...
by CumUnloader86 December 11, 2021
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Peter Griffin Funnies

Joe: Hey peter your Peter Griffin Funnies were funny
Peter: Yes my peter griffin funny was funny
by Joe swanson (real) April 25, 2022
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