When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not
Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin
by CyclopsCookies March 13, 2024

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

by Beardstud01 April 7, 2025

Me: Hey, look there's a zombie behind you!
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: No U
Me: Uno Reverse Card
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: Gets turned into a zombie then I kill him and the other zombie.
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: No U
Me: Uno Reverse Card
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: Gets turned into a zombie then I kill him and the other zombie.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 8, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

by Zaymoneyyx August 4, 2023

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.
Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.
by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015
