Noob

To be totally bad at something or another way of saying loser, lame, trash or bot in the new way

Bro those 1900 kids called us a loser so we got dem back in 2019 and called dem noobs at stuff

by MLG_Master December 5, 2019

Noob

A sexually abused individual, a new player in a game, a bad player in a game

This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to make a house
This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to syntax a proper sentence

by AntonarosTrelaras101 December 27, 2017

Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.

"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"

by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

noob

someone dead at the game

your such a noob

by coolboy_111111 June 23, 2018

Noob

somebody who is new to the game or preferably by the 10 year olds on xbox "somebody who killed you"

Gets a mega good Xbox kill
Random Kid: Noob, I fucked your mom!
Mom: w-we were gonna tell you

by IDK94068039 July 5, 2020