Football Nazi

A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.

John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"

by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025

NAZI

A liberal and/or a Democrat.

NAZI “From the river to the sea. Palestine will be free”.

by Alphawolf2006 July 23, 2024

neighborhood nazi

The nazi guy in your neighborhood he usually is across from your neghiborhood klans men

O look there's Frank the neighborhood nazi
he comes to your door and says papers please and you hand them over then you see him the local klansman Jim waves at you and you have back and say jim.

by Modere August 8, 2017

tongue nazi

That insufferable person that thinks that each word has one pronunciation and that if you pronounce it to your accent that you’re doing it wrong

Tongue nazi: You can’t just pronounce watch “wætch”
Normal person: watch me, tongue nazi

by enusha January 8, 2022

Nazi Flipping

When a kraut takes mushrooms and methampetamines.

Those nazis took my booms, I hope they don't start nazi flipping on me.

by sprguyandrew411 September 20, 2016

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023

Grammar Nazi

Someone who preys on people on the internet, particularly their language skills, despite the fact the person's first language may not be english or they might even have an intellectual disability, impairment or even dyslexia. All this to boost their own ego - The worst kind of nazi.

Greg (Grammar nazi): "I believe you are mistaken! I, with my superior intellect, have discovered an error in both your writing AND your wit! You will find with ample research and a quick rifle of your nearest DICTIONARY, that the correct contraction you are seeking is they're!"

Bob (sane, normal, non-sociopathic human): 'fuk off grg"

by Mr Gochi May 14, 2023