Mike

mikes love gay narwhals and pizza

mike: hey

by THE toru May 18, 2021

Mike Hendrickson

Meaning to only have sex with animals, especially dogs named oreo

"Bro you're such a Mike Hendrickson with that dog"

by Mike's big meat October 12, 2023

Mike Baguma

Is the only living African American,Jew,Cherokee known to man.

The great white buffalo mike baguma

by Ronny4599 May 26, 2021

Mike Ferrell

Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.

Wow, that's got to be a Mike Ferrell!

by eagle320jp January 13, 2020

Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

mike sans

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms

MIKE SANS YOU SLAYER

by Mike sans October 30, 2017

mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)

Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe

by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022