Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022

Shit-miking

Shitposting by means of micspamming in a conference call.

We were having a pleasant time in the call yesterday, until this douchebag started shit-miking and making people leave.

by Nazo-baka July 24, 2016

mike

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mike is a gay ass bitch cum slut bitch and wants kakashi to finger his ass

by mewtwo00oooo November 28, 2021

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Mike Anthony

He is one of a kind. He’s known for his positive attitude and extremely good looks. Also know for being the best lover and friend combination any woman could ask for. He is loved by everyone. Can seem shy but once you get to know him he’s the life of any party. Known for his stylish dress and classy demeanor.

Girl: Mike Anthony is such a dope man. I’d love to get to know him.

by M Anthony November 22, 2021

mike jackson bad

A female that’s bad on how she carry herself. Sexy/gorgeous with no makeup on with a beautiful attire with pumps. That catches your attention while breathtaking something just so exquisite. Bad like billie Jean moonwalking bad. Someone that’s there for you 82’ Mike Jackson bad!!

A female that knows she bad and you see she mike Jackson bad making you feel like a smooth criminal.

by Big Daddy 1983 April 9, 2022

mike niesen

a jewish kid who will be very powerful and rich, you will be instantly sexually attracted

mike niesen's dick smells like fish

by steve jones of canton January 12, 2011