mexican teabag

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag

Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback

by Thedecker May 15, 2018

A dirty mexican

When you turn around spread your butt cheeks and spray diarrhea on an intruder

I almost got murdered last night but I did a dirty mexican to defend myself

by Kock_Blockula115 November 14, 2020

The Mexican Solo

The Mexican Solo is when somebody uses a bean burrito to masturbate. This burrito cannot be too hot, or too cold. This technique can be traced back all the way back to early humans and can be performed by both sexes.

Example 1:
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.

Example 2:

Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong

Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!

by shitstacey May 18, 2019

Mexican handwash

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.

Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.

by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.

Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?

by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017

Mexican Dream

The Mexican Version of Dream

Hey, You're Mexican Dream.

by NonbinaryBean April 1, 2021

Mexican Grumpy

A Mexican Grumpy is the sexual act of inserting one's nose (just the tip) into the male partner's anus while being tea bagged.

Brad really likes it when he gives me a Mexican Grumpy, he smiles all the way to his proctologist's office.

by L.A.GRUMPY October 26, 2019