BATTERY LOW

When you're having sex and literally about to nut, but you feel your body giving up failing. A common side effect is the screaming of the words "BATTERY LOW" followed by your partner yelling back "Char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE".

Cayde: Argh fuck BATTERY LOW!
Mara: Don't worry babe! char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE"
Cayde: Let's get this shit

by Silly sausage January 29, 2022

low places

really random, shitty, places, or areas; to describe an anonymously odd place

"Dude, how did you even get a case of beer? we're like, 14."

"Calm down mate, I've got friends in low places."

by </mindmania> March 22, 2022

lowe it off

let it go, a common derby term

yeh break up with him, just lowe it off

by derbzzzz March 25, 2022

Ryan Lowe

Someone who holds children, juveniles, especially orphans in his basement, condoned by his father, the legendary John Lowe.

Me: omg I think there's kids in that guy's basement.
Other guy: must be Ryan Lowe

by JackoManBoy April 6, 2022

low radiation

pov school's computer screen brand name

what a gay screen

by cassie and tammy :D May 4, 2003

Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.

- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!

by JulianaJax December 4, 2020

Matthew Lowe

Matthew Lowe is a Badass man that will kick your ass if you mess with his family or friends. He is the best fisherman in the world and is extremely handsome. His beautiful blue eyes are stunning and he is an amazing lover. He performs oral on his woman better than anyone known to man kind and is loyal honest hard-working and caring. He is the best friend you could have and even better lover. If you're lucky enough to meet a Matthew Lowe be sure to say hi.

He is a real Matthew lowe

I wish I was as cool as Matthew lowe

by Outlaw86 December 8, 2020