Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

by James Fraser January 31, 2008

cum like an elephant

What you say when you cum or jizz an abnormally large load of sperm during sex.

Last night when fucking Susan I've cum like an elephant..

by kam75xx February 5, 2022

me like ravioli

me like ravioli is when someone sharts while eating pasta

person 1: "me like ravioli"
person 2: "what"
person 1: " i sharted"
person 2: "o ok"

by ravioli carlito April 15, 2019

I LIKE JUICE!

FINISH YOUR JUICE

I really like that filtered vitamin substance called juice, I LIKE JUICE!

by YouShallNotKnowMyName November 6, 2021

eat like snake

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite

"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"

by isbjørnen June 11, 2016

My life be like

Ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo

Guy: What happen to your life man?

Me: My life be like ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo

by First_degree_murder October 27, 2021

like a lizard on a rock

A male small in build or stature fornicating with a female large in size or stature.

Damn that chick was so big. Hittin it would make me look like a lizard on a rock.

by Gfunk1210 November 8, 2017