Licking The Maggot

An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.

I was forever licking the maggot with my ex-boyfriend

by ExoPaul October 20, 2012

national titty licking day

national titty licking day is a day in which you can lick someones tittys on july 5

boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)

girl: what does that mean?

boy: its national titty licking day

girl: -sigh-

boy: -licks-

boy: mmmmmm tastey

by revolvewastaken November 19, 2020

lick around stick

When an individuals tongue goes around another individuals penis causing pleasure.

He girl, wanna lick around stick?

by Cgdubs January 7, 2018

Lick a lotta puss

I seen a dinosaur looking a lot of puss on the hilltop

I walk in my room and I caught my b**** with a lick a lotta puss

by Methanight Joe leis November 12, 2019

head lick

When you dip your dick in a liquid then drag your dick across the face of a sleeping victim. This simulates a tongue licking your face. This can also be when you beat someone up using your dick and giving them a lickin'.

Victim: "i had a weird dream were a dog was licking my face"
prankster: "nah, i gave you a head lick"

by eatsleepnut August 14, 2017

devious lick

The act of vandalizing than posting it on tik tok for free clout

Person 1: did you see that devious lick he pulled?
Person 2: yea he took the whole fucking bathroom stall

by @ya_boimichael September 25, 2021

Devious lick

The "devious lick" derives from a new meme trend on Tiktok, often captioned under videos that showcase a stolen item from school. In slang terms, to ‘hit a lick’ is to gain something of value in a short amount of time.

"Only one month into school and I already got a devious lick"

"Second week of school and I already hit the most diabolical lick"

by Ymir777 September 10, 2021