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The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco

"hey man, we're gonna go see the lesbian bondage fiasco. they rock."
by GiantDouche April 8, 2010
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small town lesbian

A small town lesbian is a phrase used to describe a girl who comes from a mainly rural area who, though a nice girl, is clearly the elephant in the room. She comes from a mainly all white town with high morals so when you see her walking down the street with her short haircut and her man pants and man shirts and larger than normal muscles, the town's people don't mention it but they are all thinking how she is an outcast in their small town.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
Look at her with her ankle long skirts and man boots, she looks like a small town lesbian.

I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
by safoamerica March 9, 2011
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Part time Lesbian

Lesbo 1: I've heard Jamie broke up with Chrystal for a man, I thought she was lesbian.

Lesbo 2: Nahh that bitch is a part time lesbian.
by Huntress December 15, 2003
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He/Him Lesbian

A He/him lesbian is a lesbian who uses he/him pronouns despite the two concepts conflicting with each other. Many will claim this is because he/him lesbians feel a sense of disconnect from womanhood/femininity, or more commonly, "pronouns don't equal gender." However, this statement is incorrect due to the fact that pronoun variety exists for the sole reason of indicating gender identity in the context of a conversation. If pronouns were only meant for specifying a person completely outside of gender, then this variety (he/him, she/her, they/them, etc) simply wouldn't exist, and there would only be one universal set of pronouns.

Another way people attempt to justify he/him lesbians is by using examples of he/him lesbians from the past, in which the historical context has been adapted and altered, for their convenience. Historical he/him lesbians did not use he/him pronouns because they preferred it that way, but rather they did this as a safety mechanism. This is because, in more homophobic times, lesbians would commonly have one partner present as male in order to appear as a heterosexual couple, as to not get hate crimed out in public. This wasn't a form of self-expression, this was a safety method.

In short, he/him lesbians are harmful to lesbians as they suggest that lesbians can be attracted to men if they are attracted to he/him lesbians (who literally call themselves "he", a male pronoun).
Person A: "I'm a he/him lesbian."

Person B: "So you're a woman......who goes by he/him?"

Person A: "Yes."

Person B: "But he/him suggests the user is male, that's why it's a set of pronouns. It's for male-identifying people."

Person A: "Pronouns don't equal gender."

Person B: "So then why have different pronouns at all? There are different pronouns because they were made to represent different genders. If pronouns don't include gender than why isn't there just one universal set of pronouns? It doesn't make sense."
by Fritz.Fox August 29, 2021
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David-The-Lesbian-MILF

that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing

he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"

if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
Kid1: Yo whats up David!

David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP

everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021
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Little Lipped Lesbian

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.
I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.
by batshitcray August 28, 2020
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lesbian sex story

lesbian sex story 1:

i had just got home from the gym, and i saw my roommate watching some TV. “heya”,i said. “hey girl”
after washing my hands and face, i poured myself a lemonade and went to watch with her. by the time i got to the couch, the lemonade was half done. i set the lemonade on the table and lay down on the couch, my head on her lap. it was at this time i noticed that she was only wearing a silk robe, no bra and panties. i looked up and saw her boob. i grabbed one and started massaging it with my hand. eventually, i put it in my mouth, and she moaned. i kept at this and i felt her pussy wet on my hair. she then stopped me and said it was her turn, so she flipped
me around and started eating me out through my yoga pants. when i was about to cum, she stopped and stripped me down. she then took off her robe, and she mashed my crotch on hers, in a scissor. then, i reached for her pussy, and we 69d till squirting point. we both squirted into the lemonade, and then i poured some into her pussy and drank that, and she did the same for me. we then went to the shower, pissed on each others faces, and went to bed. we 69d until we both fell asleep. in the morning, my roommate woke up first because of a work meeting she had to take online, but i was still really horny. while she took her meeting from the couch, i made her sit on my face for the whole hour, and i worshipped her pussy every second of it. part 2 soon ;)
by imcrazywidit October 25, 2023
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