Jordan Hong

This dude straight up checks urban dictionary definitions for names. He describes himself as "it's the boy" and sometimes people call him JHong

Oh man it's Jordan Hong checking urban dictionary at Hangar again!

by Hangar24 July 20, 2023

Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.

Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.

by crackheadkate August 11, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is a very handsome man, he is able to make you look at him, and think “Holy shit, he is that mfing guy dawg”. What I’m trying to say is that Jordan IS HONESTLY JUST MFING HIM!, he’s always BEEN HIM, and and he will always BE HIM. Jordan is also loving, charming, and will never let you down, Jordan is just overall a great guy to be around.

“Hey have you seen that new guy Jordan?”

“Oh yes I have, that dude Jordan is honestly just him bro”

by Shut up guerra August 15, 2023

jordan

A man obsessed with strait boys

He is a Jordan.

by Poopie145 August 28, 2023

Jordan

furry

person: why is jordan licking his weenween again?
other person: furry

by dilfdestroyer224 September 4, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is Olivias boyfriend.

"Wow, that Jordan guy is cool!"

"His girlfriend Olivia will KILL you if you ever say that again."

by NotKiddingGirls September 4, 2023

Jordan Ravetch

Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.

Thant: I'm allergic to dairy.

Kei: You're such a Jordan Ravetch

by oneonetmk September 5, 2023