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Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.
You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?
by theseamus July 23, 2018
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Traditional Irish

Meaning, "Not Irish"

Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............
by Lillburne August 10, 2018
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laughing in irish

Jackseptickeye laughs*

Subtitle:laughing in irish
by Panda/Goat January 19, 2019
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Irish Car Bob

When 6 gentlemen and 1 Bob entered a Coates room and engage in EXTREMELY consensual adult male wrestling. Clothing ALWAYS optional.
"Hey Mike, why don't you come do an Irish Car Bob with me, Lance, Perry, and Duke? Remember though, No pants allow big guy!" -- Robert
by Big Gay Tony September 24, 2018
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irish snoodle

When two circumcised men want to snoodle on Saint Patrick’s Day, they hollow out a potato and insert their dicks to vigorously tickle tips.
Hey O’Malley it’s Saint Patrick’s day, I have one potato left, want to Irish snoodle?
by Lifeguard Liz May 15, 2018
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irish rumble

When two Irish folk have deep sex
Damn Sean and Tiffanie really had a good Irish rumble last night!
by Chauck May 16, 2018
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irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!
Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.
by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018
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