chocolate horse grab

when you smother a live horse in chocolate pudding while you lick its asshole while strangeling and elf

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Reverse Charlie Horse

When a male's balls tighten ,and he ejaculates out of his asshole.

Bro I was in the bathroom......and I did a reverse Charlie Horse -_-

My nuts hurt cuz of that reverse Charlie Horse >.<

by Timken April 12, 2013

Course my horse

Basically another version of totes my goats

Mom: are all your chores done?
Child: Course my horse.

by [insert username] May 10, 2015

Go fuck a horse

You couldnt if you tried

m8 i told barry to go fuck a horse yesterday but he went for a beer instead

by _QuebeC_ April 18, 2017

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

bloody sex horse

a collection of random words that are meaningless to other people but meaningful to close friends.

M: hey man, what about the bloody sex horse ?

B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it

M: you disgust me

by phillipine king December 7, 2009

Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.

"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"

by Meatball Meatball Meatball Spaghetti Woo November 18, 2006