mortality fuck

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.
After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.
by cb radio November 7, 2005
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Sympathy Fuck

When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.
Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.

Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!
by Vanilla Cat October 23, 2013
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fucking with you

to be insincere, to playfully joke around
i didnt really mean what i said, i was just fucking with you
by jakeiscrazy November 15, 2017
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fuck you

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fuck you
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stinky fuck

When you really really fucking stink like melted pig diarrhea. You stink to an extent where everyone you know wants you dead and you ruin the Earth's Atmosphere, with your stinky fucking stench.
Damn, you stink like the fucking New York Yankees. You Stinky Fuck!
by Mr. Burgess January 3, 2008
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High As Fuck

Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
Part of "High As Fuck" by Jon Lajoie.
by alice J F August 14, 2010
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Fuck Logic

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.
Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
by emceedeejay January 10, 2015
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