foot

a weird animal looking blob attached to you for the rest of your days

dude: stop being such a FOOT.
bro: (._.)

by sociallyawkwardsandwhich November 1, 2017

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1 foot japan

A snowboarding trick in which one foot is not strapped into the board and kicked out while in mid air.

Shit man, Rob just did a 1 foot Japan over those rocks

by tha_man434 November 30, 2019

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Noun. The pubic-like fuzz sprouting from the top of the adult human foot. Generally occurring in males, foot bush has shown some prevalence in the adult female population.

Example: If in your shoe you feel a squish/ you may have grown a foot bush.

Curly and coarse like the hair on your tush/ is that of the voluminous hair of your foot bush.

Pubes foot bush

by Taint Hammer May 12, 2015

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Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022

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one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.

"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."

by Bb용 January 12, 2017

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