I Eat Babies

The act of eating live babies

I Eat Babies

by JJJ2 September 9, 2021

They'll eat me!

A phrase used when frightened of those younger than you and stare at you blankly.

Don't leave me at the daycare alone with those four year olds! They'll eat me!

by Lori Dekapil January 18, 2004

Eat some pringles

Smoking Weed

Hey dude wanna go "eat some pringles." definition: smoking weed

by Profuzzzy November 11, 2014

Eat your meat

the stuff you gotta eat before you have any pudding

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Eating her avocado

When you eat her pussy out so good it turns into guacamole.

Guy1: "Yo, were you eating her avocado?"

Guy2: "Ya man! My tongue game was so strong, she had to waddle the next day!"

by Lil' Anth February 1, 2017

eat my piece

a less vulgar way of saying "blowjob" or "falatio"

Guy 1: yo dude what happened to you last night? you just disappeared..
Guy 2: yeah i got some chick to eat my piece
Guy 1: well done.

Guy 1 to Girl 1: ..eat my piece
Girl 1: 4 more shots first

by cf171 June 6, 2010

eat my jorts

An insult used in a similar manner as "eat shit.", but it is much more civilized.

"You steal all of your memes."
"Eat my jorts, Brian."

by eat my jorts October 30, 2017