Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022
Get the Ultimate Driving Testmug. Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.
Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
Get the Drive Our Roadsmug. by Curly 42 March 16, 2019
Get the Aggravated dad drivingmug. To make a death pact with your Bestie and one day brutally murder them with your vehicle.
“I’ll drive”
“I’ll drive”
“I’ll drive and Brutally kill you with my vehicle.”
“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive”
“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”
“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive”
“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”
by BlackWombat08 May 3, 2021
Get the I’ll Drivemug. The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.
She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.
by Callaman June 11, 2011
Get the text drivemug. A drive stay is something Jake Paul made up when he drove away from Dillon Danis cus Jake Paul is a pussy
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by Gabe ascensio December 15, 2020
Get the drive staymug. This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.
Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"
by pilpips June 17, 2016
Get the Kentucky Drive-Thru Massagemug.