douche pastry

A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.

The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.

by Sir Anus splatter September 12, 2006

Douche-tag

N. A hash-tag in a facebook message, status, comment, etc.
Verb form: Douche-taggin' it up

Hash-tagging was meant for twitter and twitter only.

Attention seeking girl's status:

"This week sucked. #Backstabbers #Doesanyonelikeme #Pleaselikethisstatus #Truthis"

Smart person's comment:
"Way to douche-tag"

by TimDuffy94 January 17, 2012

douche oven

the product of covering oneself or one's partner with a collection of blankets, creating an "oven", thereby trapping the contents of a queef. Similar to a dutch oven.

Dude, Jenn totally douche ovened me last night. It smelled like dead opossum.

by Billy Bob Balinski September 25, 2011

zombie douche

The overly popular characterization and adaptations of zombies into ones life, whom more than likely than not, is a whiny little emo fuck.

that kid is such a zombie douche!

by power deamon October 9, 2007

Douche Wagon

A wagon that transports Douche Bags.

Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.

by GraduallyNevele December 9, 2010

Douche-Fag

an incredible annoying person who deserves being called more than a douche bag and more than a fag therefore douche-fag is the perfect amount of insulting for this situation!

Tim: dude did you just see that guy cut me off?

Randy: what a douche-fag!

by minim3 May 23, 2009

GRAPE DOUCHE

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps

Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches

by Necki January 13, 2007