doing a 'MAYA'

VERB: to get outrageously drunk and annoying, to do stupid thing such as fall over, laugh loudly, drop things. be krunk, but not funny krunk just annoying.

maya used in a sentance: olivia was doing a 'maya' on friday night, she fell over... before we even left the house

by krunkinator December 22, 2010

Doing a Joe

The act of breaking up with a person or ending a friendship via text or email or any means that isn't face-to-face. This can be between two persons of the same sex, persons of the opposit sex or even between family members.

Girl 1 - Why is she clutching her phone & crying?
Girl 2 - She just got joed
Girl 1 - What a jerk!

or

Guy 1 - Dude why are you texting so much?
Guy 2 - I'm Doing a Joe to my girlfriend. Let's go to bar and score chicks!

by Madam X November 15, 2011

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.

by Sexydimma August 19, 2014

doering

Contrary to common belief the doering is not a ringing of a doe nor a piercing of a female deer. A doering is a strange and awkward hiccup that resonates for miles. It tends to be repeated multiple times within a few seconds. It has been known to cause catastrophic damages to ear drums, VW's and buildings. If at anytime you believe a doering is occurring, take cover and don safety equipment (eg hearing protection).

Jason: what is that awful sound?
Lauren: Oh it's that odd blonde girl doering again.
Jason: my gosh, its strange and loud.

by ohbeejuanjayobee May 24, 2016

Doing a Tommy

The art of video chatting while doing a number 2 and the other person has no idea

I was doing a Tommy the other night with that girl I met on tinder

by Dickie Burlap June 11, 2019

Doing a Liam

Enjoying people (usually the same gender as you) that are a few years younger than you

Person 1: yo watchu doing tonight
Person 2: imma be Doing a Liam wbu
Person 1: wait hold up that’s illegal

by Jackablack December 11, 2021

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by Stupid Af July 23, 2021