December 14

National suck your boyfriends dick day. Go give him some good head... even if it’s your first time, you got this girl

Her: hey do u know what day it is
Him: um December 14?
Her: yea it’s national suck dick day!
Him: you thinking what I’m thinking?
Her: ofc

by Big bitties 123 December 11, 2019

Stealing December

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.

Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"

by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009

Decision December

The point in December when you decide whether or not you're keeping your facial hair from No Shave November.

Jeff hadn't shaved for all of November and had grown a nice beard, so he spent some time in Decision december and decided whether or not he'd keep is new facial companion

by UAGDWOOF November 23, 2010

Deceptacon

-They're people we think good of, but in reality, they are two-faced, lying backstabbers...
-A person behind a mask...
-Deceptive individuals...
-"We think they're something that they're really not..."

QUOTES by One Be Lo:
-Your boyfriend's in love with you/
Now he looking at your girl-friend too/...

-She said you can rock the world/
But she ain't even a girl/
His name's Earl/...

-Police say the serve and protect/
Now they beating black folks to death/...

-The President is runnin' the show/
Nah, the President is a puppet, for sho'/...

by sniper March 8, 2005

December 23

National grab titties day, grab some bitch’s titties! Go for it

aye its December 23, time to grab some titties

by dicksucker84 November 19, 2019

Daily December

The holiday month following No Fap November, in which a person masturbates daily. It preceeds Jiffy January, which is celebrated by having as many quickies as possible.

Dude, NFN has left me SOOOO horny. Good thing it's now Daily December!

by whysoser!ous December 7, 2010

No Dick December

What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.

Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!

by InsanityxthexGit November 17, 2013