Erph Day

A world wide holiday commemorating the ridiculous amount of times that Will Smith saved the Erph.

Dad: What's your favorite holiday, son?
Me: "Erph Day."
Dad: Nonsense. I meant a real holiday.
Me: "Parents just don't understand."
Jazzy Jeff: Nice!

by Stevie LaLa June 6, 2016

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Traffic day's

Traffic day's means the the last past days have been very long

I have been having traffic day's

by F̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮n̤̮y̤̮ w̤̮o̤̮r̤̮d̤̮ f̤̮o̤̮r̤̮ f̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮ June 14, 2016

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valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

by daddu February 14, 2018

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Sigh Day

Sigh Day. Is a day that drags on and won't seem to end. Can be any day of the week however is most common between Thursday & Friday when the end of the week is near.

Today just keeps dragging on, it's not even lunch yet. What a sigh day.

by Blackole December 25, 2016

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Clutter Day is a Secular Holiday with spiritual overtones. On Clutter Day, one disposes of combustible material which has emotional significance, but no further practical use. It is the respectful way of ridding oneself of Clutter. Ideally, friends gather in a quiet natural space and burn their Clutter together.

As soon as I finish this UD definition, I will invite my friends to a Clutter Day in the (South Jersey) pines.

by bisfikisme January 17, 2017

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