felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018

Cute

Abby

The cat was so cute

by The One Who Doesn’t Lie October 5, 2023

Cute

Naseegha Abbas 💗

Naseegha is the definition of cute !!

by i like lemons June 10, 2018

Cute

Lilly (the person the word was invented for on the 2nd October 2004)

Lilly is cute!

by Toni.-. May 9, 2021

Cute

A very attractive person usually named derek or ja’Din

Person 1:Look at those cute boys over there
Person 2:Oh that’s Derek and Ja’Din they’re cute as fuck

by sofaygo fan January 13, 2024

Cute Baby Fetus

A cute baby fetus is a big blue blob.
He is penis2022’s cute baby ballsack.
I love people eating my feet.

“Aww look at that blue blob!”
“I think it’s name is cute baby fetus.”

by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022

Cute

The person who is reading this

You are cute and adorable

by HavesomedeliciousaruteaUWU November 29, 2018