console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.

Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...

by nice rigger November 17, 2020

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The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

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Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

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crush

person you like and try to talk to but then they don’t answer you back

you: we should talk more lol
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone

you: *says something*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
he’s my crush✨🌶🥲🤡

by clown 2.0 January 23, 2021

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Super Crush

A crush thats more than a regular crush, but not yet love.

I have a super crush on you

by 3651 May 29, 2024

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Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

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