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Kings Christian Academy

A shitty ass school run by former rejects and homeschoolers. The shittiest place in the county.
Sebastian:I go to Kings Christian Academy
GIRL 1:oh so I see ur a bitch
by Kca kid November 2, 2020
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Westover Christian Academy

The worst school in Virginia. The dress code fucking pisses me off and the rules are unnecessarily strict and hard on the students. The teachers give the students tons of homework on a daily basis, and show obvious favoritism between students. There is no discipline towards bullies and there is so much stress put on students who struggle. The only good thing about this school is the band, band director, band directors wife, and a very select few students. 10/10 do not recommend.
Person 1: Do you go to Westover Christian Academy?

Person 2: Yes

Person 1: That's rough buddy.
by MusicWoman January 9, 2021
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Social Media Christian

when a person constantly posts Bible quotes on their story, has one in their bio, and posts things relating to Christianity when in reality they are the biggest liar and are everything they say you shouldn’t be.
Did you see when she kicked that old man and called you a whore?? And then she went on to post that Bible quote about how you should love your neighbor!!

I know she’s such a social media Christian
by anonymous March 5, 2021
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Crossings Christian School

A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.
Rehabilitate your stupidity with actual sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School!
by Nothing is here, keep scrollin January 20, 2022
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christian brothers college

The best all dude school in missouri can beat anyone except blue springs in any sport. St. John de Lasalle is the saint there. Their sister school is St Joe. They are f*cking awesome.
Hey u see Christian brothers college game last night?

Yea they are good af except when agianst blue springs

True
by Therealmofo32 November 20, 2016
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Christian Horse Girl Music

A very tasteful, traditional sub-genre of Kpop that typically evokes the feeling of being a free, Christian Princess in the field riding her horse. Typically linked to groups like: Lovelyz, GFRIEND, April, Fromis_9 and more recently CSR.

The phrase comes from a series of YouTube videos by "ajnvcr" or "Ajanugu" and gained recognition by the community ever since.
"What's your favorite genre of Music?"
"It has to be the Christian Horse Girl Music, nothing like old Gfriend songs."
by LeChonk/Lesserafim_ February 14, 2023
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Arthur and his brother, two brothers who probably secretly bang and are most likely in love with each other.
Oh did you hear arthur and his brother christian are always home together, look at them, arthur probably fucks christian but they won't admit it, like we know we don't care just date already
by Justlivewitheachother! October 27, 2022
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