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A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023
mugGet the A wet chodemug.

CHODE

A PENIS THAT IS WIDER THAN IT IS LONG!
Last time I did it the guy had a chode and it would not fit in my mouth or pussy so he liked my pussy instead.
by Bubba’s nut January 10, 2020
mugGet the CHODEmug.

Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand
That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross
by That Other Guy 6D9 January 3, 2024
mugGet the Chode Grippingmug.

giga chode

A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.
by GigaChode February 25, 2023
mugGet the giga chodemug.

Chode

This word usually associates with small fat people.
You know that kid called james Houghton. He is a chode.
by The new boi February 20, 2020
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode panties

Panties that fall to the floor from the weight of the extra-chodee.
Rose's chode panties will stick if thrown at the wall.
by Michigan J. Frog April 22, 2009
mugGet the Chode pantiesmug.

chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.
Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.
by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014
mugGet the chode-modemug.

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