Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.

I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(

by BroSchool January 09, 2024

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leck mike rack

lick my crack

leck mike rack is a stupid kahoot name

by MLGassSlayer10000 February 23, 2021

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mike d’antonio

Mike D’Antonio is the bassist and founder of Massachusetts metalcore band Killswitch Engage and Overcast. He is really good at what he does.

Oh shit is that Mike D’Antonio?!
Yeah! That is! He’s really good at playing bass!

by Don’t say the n word November 03, 2019

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Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk March 15, 2018

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