Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.

There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024

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Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 17, 2020

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Brandon

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG

“damn boy look at that brandon”
“lizzo is a brandon”

by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020

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Brandon

BRANDON IS A BITCH LIKE BRO IS A BUCK TEETH BIGBACK DWARF MENACE

Brandon's a bitch and a womanizer (male slut) please don't talk to fucking BRANDON of all ppl🥲

by ITSKAYKAYBITCHS January 31, 2025

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Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.

Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis

by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024

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