Tinder bae biscuits

In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.

“What you doing tonight?”

I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!

by The Jonesiest April 7, 2019

Mississippi mud biscuit

when your brother shits in your pussy and butters your biscuit with his seamen

Hey sis I need me one of them Mississippi mud biscuits ...... go bulldogs as cow bells ring in the background

by Wop dago from bama May 21, 2018

son of a biscuit maker

A nice day of saying son of a bitch.

She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed “ son of a biscuit maker ”.

You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.

“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.

by Annasillyandsweet November 2, 2020

Dunk your biscuit

The act of having sexual intercouse. Can be double dunked for extra pleasure.

"Bro, I saw Carla walking like an Egyptian this morning, you dunk your biscuit in her after the party?" "Dude, I totally double dunked my biscuit in that. Girl loves a Hobnob"

by anonymous October 16, 2020

balls over biscuits

Abnormally weird and hectic.

My job was balls over biscuits all day long.

by Rance Kesterson March 28, 2017

horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.

Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!

by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017

joshing your biscuits

A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth

I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.

by Ratpackisback February 18, 2017