bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

Snake doctor style

Going in 'Snake doctor style'.

This involves only using a hand gun while rushing a room and killing all of the enemies with precision aiming and accuracy, in a split second.

"Watch my back, I'm going in 'Snake doctor style'!"

by Apache95 October 30, 2011

Kill da snake

A term coined by @ButterBeanBisc1 on Twitter. Usually spammed by Anti Snakers to annoy Pro Snakers.

1: Kill da snake
2: Don't you have anything better to do?

by TPSEpicGamer January 26, 2021

The ol' snake convention

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.

Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.

by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022

Tony Tube-Snake

While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.

I totally gave your girl friend a Tony Tube-Snake this weekend and she LOVED it!

by The original tony tube-snake December 14, 2010

one-eyed snake

A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"

Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.

by gwo August 23, 2005

Indian Snake Charmer

The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.

Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?

Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?

Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!

Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!

Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.

by Cumonmykeyboard4life March 29, 2010