Beating around the bush

When you smack your dick on a girl pussy who don’t shave

To get her ready, bro, I was beating around the bush

by Watchyakno May 14, 2019

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

Bruce'ing around

Bruce'ing around is the act of having sex with a trans FTM with butt dimples and a drawn on mustache.

"Did you see that stud over there?" "Yeah I Bruce'd around with her last week."

"Hey what are you doing this week?" "Oh just Bruce'ing around."

by Grimc1 February 21, 2024

Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2014

Jig around

Play around with something in order make it work or fit

Becc had to 'Jig around' with the puzzle piece in order for into fit.

Becc had to 'Jig around' to get the tv remote to work again.

by Jrsparky7 June 19, 2022

All-arounder

The act of a man taking an upper and a downer at the same time, then receiving a reach around from anyone.

Man, after a night at the club, I had the best all-arounder!

by KohnnyJoxsville February 17, 2025