When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".
Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
Bro2: I love those!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
Bro2: I love those!
by Brah Slayer November 13, 2011
A person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing.
This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.
This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.
Andy: I am rolling out at 4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.
by YourMate84 March 25, 2010
by cumguzzlingchutneyferet May 16, 2009
When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.
"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule
by AgentPtheBA April 02, 2013
A length of time described by a father as half an hour when in reality it is a period of 10 to 15 minutes.
Dad on phone with son: I'll pick you up in half an hour
Son to friend: i've got to go in like 10 minutes
Friend to son: didn't he say half an hour?
Son to friend: Dad half hour man
Friend to son: oh right.
Son to friend: i've got to go in like 10 minutes
Friend to son: didn't he say half an hour?
Son to friend: Dad half hour man
Friend to son: oh right.
by DrFl3tch July 08, 2010
The Half-Blood Prince (HPB) is:
1) The sixth of seven planned installments in the Harry Potter series of books.
2) A character in the Harry Potter universe.
1) The sixth of seven planned installments in the Harry Potter series of books.
2) A character in the Harry Potter universe.
1) "Hey, have you read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince yet?"
2) "Can you believe (blank) was revealed to be the half-blood prince?"
2) "Can you believe (blank) was revealed to be the half-blood prince?"
by TeeveesBella September 01, 2005
by SammyG145 April 15, 2014