sharp poop

When you poop is sharp.

"ouch! that was some fucking sharp poop, let me tell you"

by qwerty123456 July 30, 2008

poop streak

Having a light brown streak follow up from the bottom of your buttocks in your underwear towards your lower back. The brown streak is a remainer of feces.

I found my brother's underwear lying on the ground and I noticed it had poop streaks.

by Mattx2k1 January 5, 2005

homing poop

A defecation which increases exponentially in urgency, the closer you get to the toilet. The need to defecation ranges in urgency from "I could probably hold it" when entering the building to "it's turtleheading right now!" as you're lowering you pants.

I didn't need to poop until I got to the restaraunt, then the closer I got to the john, the worse I had to go. It was a complete homing poop.

by Echo 3 April 12, 2010

poop tash

to wipe the remains of a ridiculously wet fart under an unsuspecting victims nose

she had a face like an arse so i poop tashed the silly split arse

by wobs January 15, 2008

Poop Snorkle

When receiving, or giving a hot carl the seran rap rips, and the poop pours up your nose.

(This can be considered Level 9.)

Man she totally had a poop snorkle last night when that seran rap ripped.

by Ryan Beldessi April 28, 2008

Poop Teeth

The nasty sick feeling and taste in your mouth after a night of drinking that won't go way no matter how many times you brush your teeth.

Damn Jayla i have brushed my like 5 times and i still have the rankest poop teeth.

by V4GIN4 August 22, 2008

Poop Bisque

Somewhere between diarrhea and a solid poop. When your toilet looks like a swamp. Brown soup.

I had a poop attack and when I looked down it was a total case of poop bisque.

by Ajason November 1, 2008