ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

ghetto cock ring

When you double up a rubber band on your package (shaft and boys) to keep your dick hard. Useful when you gotta bang out a slump buster.

I needed me a slumpbuster but couldn't keep hard when I saw her bacne, so I had to throw on a ghetto cock ring.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah! July 25, 2016

Dick ring

A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.

If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!

by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023

Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.

Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...

by batfucker69 October 17, 2023

lord of the rings

.lord of the rings

lord of the rings

by conkersbaddddddddddddddddddddd December 29, 2020

Ring Bologna

A turd that resembles an anaconda!

I'll shall return after I twist off a ring bologna!

by Skillzzz August 10, 2023

Ring yo ass

To twist one's rear end (preferably a badonkadonk) in a circular motion with the intent to draw attention from the opposing sex.

Amber, go ring yo ass on the dancefloor.

by Lil_t_87 February 2, 2010