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Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative
You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
by Eushshtb July 30, 2023
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drive spy

passing by someone or something several times in fear of being caught or without being noticed
We took a drive spy by his house today.
by boodze August 18, 2011
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drive by chunder

An act where the driver pulls over onto the pavement so that his passenger does not chunder in the car.

Passenger generally sticks his head out of the window or opens the door before chundering.

The vehicle does not always need to be in motionless.
Barry was so drunk last night. He did a drive by chunder right outside the Jolly.
by spotted hyena January 13, 2009
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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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Drive-By Like

When someone “likes” one of your recent Facebook posts, but when you ask them about it, they have little recollection of having seen it.
“Dude, you “liked” my Facebook post about that chick that i put up Monday, and now you’re acting like you never saw it? Hmmm. Must’ve been a “drive-by like”.
by Rahad Jackson December 31, 2022
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Driving age

The age you can Drive
I can't Wait for me being at the Driving age
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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Fairway Drive

An awesome Pornogrind band hailing from Whangafuckenpeoceofshit NZ. The album 'Fairway Dr' (2008) has been a great success for them. It was produced by Killswitch engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz. It has insane guitar harmonies and gut-busting breakdowns. 'Make Me Rich'(MC Gilbert cover) is an awesome song that any pornohead will mosh to.
Taking their name from the name of the street thay had their band practise on.
Guy1: Fuck that new Pornogrind band made 8 grand of itunes

Guy2: yea Fairway Drive, there a grand band.
by Duddly October 20, 2008
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