moon

Another word for "orbiter;" The simp that hangs around a girl - gravitating around her in hopes of getting a chance to get with her.

"Hey look at Tucker over there, always hanging around Jessica. He doesn't have a chance! "
"Yeah, I know, right? Such a moon!"

by Kloovkalush January 19, 2022

Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual

Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans

by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

moon

A complete idiot who messes up all the time, someone who has lack of common sense and are oblivious to the world around them. A moon is a complete fuck up.

"I met that kid once, biggest moon ever" "Oh come on you fucking moon, you fucked over the fax machine, you mooned it big time man" "I've never met a man that mooned as hard as him, he was a huge fuckin luna"

by Una Luna November 19, 2014

New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon cup as a toilet and leaves in in the shower for you to find.

Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore.

Just wait till you find out about the new moon cup

by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024

Strawberry Moon

When your girl is on her period and you reach into her pussy and grab a handful of her blood and smear it on her butt

my girl was pissing me off so i decided to strawberry moon her.

by helluvagoodtime June 28, 2018

Bad moon rising

When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.

“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising

by Salade Harry July 31, 2020

hex the moon

slang for bleaching one's asshole

"Jessica helped me hex the moon last night, she's so sweet, my boo will love it"

by schizowingism July 20, 2020